So here's the deal...

I read a lot, and frequently walk down the street after finishing a book, screeching my reaction. Recently, a judge informed me that if I do this again I will face legal punishment, as well as a fine, and suggested that I start a blog. So, here we are.

Primarily, I read fantasy, although I'll scoop up books from any genre if it intrigues me. I tend to reject hype surrounding most books, and will put off reading something unanimously acclaimed for a year or so, yet tell everybody that I have already read it and it sucked.

I am a humble man, and as such do not have very high expectations for this blog. In fact, I doubt anybody will ever read this, ever, except somebody who made it all the way to page 10 of their Google search and thought this site had a video of a panda breakdancing. It doesn't at this time, sadly, but who knows what the future holds.

The content of this blog will most likely consist of the following:

• Book Reviews
• Rants
• Obnoxious Humor (Primarily Sarcasm)
• Other Reviews (Movies/TV/Music)
• Reactions to whatever the rest of the blogosphere is all worked up about

Personally, I'm excited about this, as are all the voices in my head. Feel free to comment about anything at all, except my mother. Thanks for stopping by, and enjoy your time here.